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    FHC Island Nation

    Hello FHC,

    We've been discussing leaving our various countries (and families, although who needs those) and crowdfunding an island.

    We need a bit of input here, both in terms of where we all live in a no grills harmony, and who will do what.

    So far we have;

    Official island name - ?
    Official language - autistic screeching

    Emperor - Lachesis, pending invading another island
    Finance and coke up the bum - Djan
    The tweets - LobbyZ
    Education - Joe
    Air Force - Hels
    Navy - Hoggbutt and his boat
    Army - Procellus or Lark
    Energy - either Lark for mini nuclear, or pointing someone like meester at a windmill and asking for his thoughts on the EU once a day
    Press - me
    Cooking - freddo
    Secret Police - helgur
    Farming - Maximillion (spelling?)
    Industry - right rudder because he does something with steel?
    Health - Bentguru
    Barber - Razor
    LGBTQ+ issues - Entity
    Transport - Shaikar (has tamed many a virtual horse)
    Home Office - spam
    Generic bureaucrat - Shaftoes
    Treasury/Tax - fortior and nerdstern
    Head gardener - keckers
    MoD - cullnerd
    Head fat nérd - stoffls
    Trade - Rodj
    Head of Seafood - Lowa

    So that's as far as we've got - accepting nominations for anything we've not covered

    We also need to firm up an actual island, and what we can afford. Depending on how well the autists in the investment thread have done we could either go big big, or we could look to a smaller loch/lake island for starters.

    Thoughts and suggestions please.
    Last edited by teds :D; February 12 2021 at 09:34:15 AM.

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    And sorry, to add the aim is we can all game in one TZ, avoid paying mortgages and rents and actually being adults.

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    Entity for LGBT minister
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to teds again.
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    https://www.privateislandsonline.com...akorako-island

    Comes complete with electricity, water, housing for the first colonists, and a dock for our burgeoning navy. It's also within budget at just under one million USD.




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    Updating OP...

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    Quote Originally Posted by teds :D View Post
    And sorry, to add the aim is we can all game in one TZ, avoid paying mortgages and rents and actually being adults.
    and struggle cuddles

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    Key ones we're missing that spring to mind;

    Transport
    Legal
    IT

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    I can take Transport, having tamed many horses in my time.*



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    ...suck on the devices of the callow people...

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    Quote Originally Posted by teds :D View Post
    Legal
    IT
    What? As in chat: legal is Djan, Lall
    IT is all of you, half the forum works in IT
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    Good luck with that tropical thing when it sinks in about 10 years time.

    I could do Tourism/Festivals/Drugsmuggling

    This would probably be more in line with our (nonexistent) funds and mentality

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goli_Otok
    I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.

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    >secret police head
    >Known to the public

    M8888


    

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    Quote Originally Posted by teds :D View Post
    Energy - pointing someone like meester at a windmill and asking for his thoughts on the EU once a day
    fucking lol
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    I'm not barbering shit unless you want a cut artery.

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    We need a constitution, one that is radical and forward thinking for it's time.

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    How do we plan to fund all of these layabouts lounging around? Raiding nearby islands for virgins and treasure sounds like a good time, but nearest populated island is 15km away. Can our navy paddle over there on outrigger canoes? A lifetime of shitposting on FHC hasn't exactly prepared us for a stint as polynesian vikings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Legionnaire View Post
    How do we plan to fund all of these layabouts lounging around? Raiding nearby islands for virgins and treasure sounds like a good time, but nearest populated island is 15km away. Can our navy paddle over there on outrigger canoes? A lifetime of shitposting on FHC hasn't exactly prepared us for a stint as polynesian vikings.
    we're 100% up for other island suggestions at this point

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