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    God bless Australia on every day, including [Tuesday]

    couldn't find a thread for this and i think you all need it in your lives

    Quote Originally Posted by BBC
    Two fishermen have rescued a naked fugitive who they found clinging to trees over a crocodile-infested swamp in northern Australia.

    Kev Joiner and Cam Faust stumbled across the man in East Point near the city of Darwin on Sunday.

    The friends were laying crab traps when they heard the man crying for help, clinging to the branches of mangroves.

    They said the man begged them for water and said he had been out there for four days, living off snails.


    Mr Faust said the man told them he went out on New Year's Eve to a concert, adding "we thought he had a big night".

    The fishermen allowed the man to hop on board their boat, with Mr Faust offering him his shorts to cover his modesty.


    Police confirmed to Australian media that the man was a fugitive who had escaped custody days earlier.

    He was arrested and is being treated for exposure at Royal Darwin Hospital.

    "He's in hospital with handcuffs on with two cops babysitting him," Mr Faust told 9News.
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, Australia.
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    ...suck on the devices of the callow people...

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    Most strayan thing I've read in a long, long time.

    Love how they rescued him and just had a beer with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venec View Post
    Most strayan thing I've read in a long, long time.

    Love how they rescued him and just had a beer with him.
    He should be free,

    also surely he has worms and parasites from eating snails? lol

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    Straylia has prisons? so prisons inside a prison island? =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Equium Duo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Venec View Post
    Most strayan thing I've read in a long, long time.

    Love how they rescued him and just had a beer with him.
    He should be free,

    also surely he has worms and parasites from eating snails? lol
    That would certainly explain the French
    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    Also that didn't sound like abloo bloo to me, PM me and we can agree on a meeting spot and settle this with queensberry rules, that's a serious offer btw. I've been a member of this community since 2005 and i've never met a more toxic individual.

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    You are what you eat
    Look, the wages you withheld from the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of Hosts. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves for slaughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venec View Post
    Most strayan thing I've read in a long, long time.

    Love how they rescued him and just had a beer with him.
    I have to agree. This is just...brilliant!
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

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