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    Sweden is currently having a highly amusing wave of similar revelations in the wake got this ball rolling, much to the surprise of absolutely nobody.
    I, for one, don't give a shit and instead i'm spending my time basking in the massive hypocrisy of everyone involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zekk Pacus View Post
    I'm 31 years old, have attended several social functions where alcohol is served without my partner, and have never sexually harrassed a woman.

    Am I a freak?
    What the hell is wrong with you? Why aren't women accusing you of sexual harassment? Are you some sort of deficient male?

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Legionnaire View Post
    Johnny Depp ( he smacked around his ex-wife, so there's probably more there)




    John Travolta

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    Look, the wages you withheld from the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of Hosts. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves for slaughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zekk Pacus View Post
    I'm 31 years old, have attended several social functions where alcohol is served without my partner, and have never sexually harrassed a woman.

    Am I a freak?
    I also take Palmela Handerson everywhere they serve alcohol. Hard not to, really.


    my pick: Theresa May (go big or go home)

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    If they get you all you have to do is say you're gay to get the attention off you
    Remember kids: it's okay to be a pedophile if you're gay*

    *unless you're a conservative
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    Tom Hanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    Jeff Goldblum

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    Adam Sandler. Really, I just kinda hate Adam Sandler movies, so this is wishful thinking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    Jeff Goldblum
    Implying there's such a thing as unwanted attention from Jeff Goldblum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zekk Pacus View Post
    I'm 31 years old, have attended several social functions where alcohol is served without my partner, and have never sexually harrassed a woman.
    You have, you just won't admit it.

    OR

    You have, you just don't realize it.

    SO

    Either makes you an even worse person. You should flagellate yourself on social media and promise to do better.

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    Looks like the PR play book for this is to send the lech off to rehab or therapy or whatever and wait for it to blow over
    Look, the wages you withheld from the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of Hosts. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves for slaughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    Leonardo DiCaprio
    I mean he was part of the self declared Pussy Patrol with Toby Mcspiderman in the 90s when he was a teenage heartthrob so it is 100% certain he molested away at prestigious speed. To zero complaints would be my guess
    "yeah i was molested but it was jack from the titanic so fair play"

    Jack Nicholson.

    Timmy Mallet

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    MP for Altrincham and Sale West and Chair of the 1922 Committee Liam Brady

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    1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
    2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.

    Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.

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