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    Paging Doctor Boy, Doctor Birthday Boy [Wednesday]

    Im 27 today and nobody in the office knows, let's see how long this can go on for.

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    I've managed to avoid to letting anyone at work know it's my birthday for the past 4 years.

    Also happy birthday spamface

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    Why do you try to hide your Birthday? I notify everyone by bringing in cakes, then we all head off down the pub at lunch for a quick drink.

    Why do you hate cake and beer? WHY DO YOU HATE CAKE AND BEER!


    Happy birthdays Sp4m! My gift to you is an autistic FHC argument over birthdays.

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    I could get cake at lunch and bring it in but theres about 5 people in the office today. Probs a good idea tho.

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    I try to not have any social or personal interactions with people I work with.

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    Took the week off to do some work on my house. However had an interview yesterday (spent Monday preparing) and now it turns out Mini Lark has scarlet fever so no nursery for him and I'll be watching him for the rest of the week. Turns out he's not a fan of orange flavoured penecillin mixtures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Took the week off to do some work on my house. However had an interview yesterday (spent Monday preparing) and now it turns out Mini Lark has scarlet fever so no nursery for him and I'll be watching him for the rest of the week. Turns out he's not a fan of orange flavoured penecillin mixtures.
    tl;dr Lark took a week off to do chores and has ended up just playing PUBG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicholai Pestot View Post
    Why do you try to hide your Birthday? I notify everyone by bringing in cakes, then we all head off down the pub at lunch for a quick drink.

    Why do you hate cake and beer? WHY DO YOU HATE CAKE AND BEER!


    Happy birthdays Sp4m! My gift to you is an autistic FHC argument over birthdays.
    Sp4m works in sales. I'd hate cake and beer with a sales team.
    Look, the wages you withheld from the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of Hosts. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves for slaughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sp4m View Post
    Im 27 today and nobody in the office knows, let's see how long this can go on for.

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    27? Jesus I thought you were at least 40

    Jokes. Congrats mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Sp4m works in sales. I'd hate cake and beer with a sales team.
    So would the sales team - unless they assume cake is a typo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicholai Pestot View Post
    Why do you try to hide your Birthday? I notify everyone by bringing in cakes, then we all head off down the pub at lunch for a quick drink.

    Why do you hate cake and beer? WHY DO YOU HATE CAKE AND BEER!


    Happy birthdays Sp4m! My gift to you is an autistic FHC argument over birthdays.
    Sp4m works in sales. I'd hate cake and beer with a sales team.
    You are right. Can't please this crowd, anything you do they can do better. Better to not say anything and enjoy it once I get home.

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    Happy birthday spam. Maybe have a fried spam and brown sauce buttie to celebrate? Much lower key than cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sp4m View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicholai Pestot View Post
    Why do you try to hide your Birthday? I notify everyone by bringing in cakes, then we all head off down the pub at lunch for a quick drink.

    Why do you hate cake and beer? WHY DO YOU HATE CAKE AND BEER!


    Happy birthdays Sp4m! My gift to you is an autistic FHC argument over birthdays.
    Sp4m works in sales. I'd hate cake and beer with a sales team.
    You are right. Can't please this crowd, anything you do they can do better. Better to not say anything and enjoy it once I get home.

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    Cant please the crowd? Or are you too jewish to buy free cake and beers for coworkers?
    https://i.imgur.com/Rvz5b6l.gif
    Careful not head hit on rock!
    laughs in Slovenian
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sp4m View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicholai Pestot View Post
    Why do you try to hide your Birthday? I notify everyone by bringing in cakes, then we all head off down the pub at lunch for a quick drink.

    Why do you hate cake and beer? WHY DO YOU HATE CAKE AND BEER!


    Happy birthdays Sp4m! My gift to you is an autistic FHC argument over birthdays.
    Sp4m works in sales. I'd hate cake and beer with a sales team.
    You are right. Can't please this crowd, anything you do they can do better. Better to not say anything and enjoy it once I get home.

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    Cant please the crowd? Or are you too jewish to buy free cake and beers for coworkers?
    I caved and bought cupcakes (lots of) because every time i see a cake in the kitchen towards the end of the day it looks like a murder scene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sp4m View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicholai Pestot View Post
    Why do you try to hide your Birthday? I notify everyone by bringing in cakes, then we all head off down the pub at lunch for a quick drink.

    Why do you hate cake and beer? WHY DO YOU HATE CAKE AND BEER!


    Happy birthdays Sp4m! My gift to you is an autistic FHC argument over birthdays.
    Sp4m works in sales. I'd hate cake and beer with a sales team.
    You are right. Can't please this crowd, anything you do they can do better. Better to not say anything and enjoy it once I get home.

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    Cant please the crowd? Or are you too jewish to buy free cake and beers for coworkers?
    I caved and bought cupcakes (lots of) because every time i see a cake in the kitchen towards the end of the day it looks like a murder scene.

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    Nice.

    I am too jewish for a party here at my workplace. Basically here it is expected of you to pay for lunch for everybody. Lunch costs 5€ per person and we have 14 employees. So yeah fuck that.

    I think I'm gonna call in sick on 2nd September
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
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    Why do you try to hide your Birthday? I notify everyone by bringing in cakes, then we all head off down the pub at lunch for a quick drink.

    Why do you hate cake and beer? WHY DO YOU HATE CAKE AND BEER!


    Happy birthdays Sp4m! My gift to you is an autistic FHC argument over birthdays.
    Sp4m works in sales. I'd hate cake and beer with a sales team.
    You are right. Can't please this crowd, anything you do they can do better. Better to not say anything and enjoy it once I get home.

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    Cant please the crowd? Or are you too jewish to buy free cake and beers for coworkers?
    I caved and bought cupcakes (lots of) because every time i see a cake in the kitchen towards the end of the day it looks like a murder scene.

    Sent from my LG-H815 using Tapatalk
    Nice.

    I am too jewish for a party here at my workplace. Basically here it is expected of you to pay for lunch for everybody. Lunch costs 5 per person and we have 14 employees. So yeah fuck that.

    I think I'm gonna call in sick on 2nd September
    >calls me out for being too jewish to buy food or beer for co-workers
    >proceed to buy food for co-workers
    >admits hes too tight to buy food for his co-workers
    >Is Smarnca
    >mfw

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    Happy birthday sp3m

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    Happy birthday Sp4m, hope you have some skanking lined up.

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    Happy blurfday Sp4ammo.

    Boss is out of the office today and I'm tired as fuck. Bare minimum is getting done today.

    No one in my office brings in cake. Boss brought back two big bags of these weird black sesame seed things from China. They taste ok but I wish it was cake now I've read this thread.

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    Happy biffday you big gay twat

    You got pubg yet?

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