Fuck you and fuck your [Tuesday] too

[Sp4m]

Good day sir.

Jura.

[Aea]

Missed opportunity for drinking scotch title.

[halbarad]

Going on site to help a customer with "arm and dsc", which is something I've been dealing with a lot recently but only a limited subset of it. Sales people being the wonderful people they are decided that I can therefore spend 2 days talking about it and helping the customer with it. So I'm using this as a good test of how well I can bluff my way through things like this, I figure I spend the first hour or so working out what the customer actually wants (or thinks they want) and then make it up from there.

[Alex Caine]

First day back at work after a week off in the sun.

Step 1: Open Outlook. Check emails, whilst hoping desperately that for the first time ever people might have paid attention to my Out of Office message.
Step 2: Accept that Step 1's level of optimism was too high, spend rest of the day sorting out simple shit that is now urgent because it hasn't been touched for 10 days and now involves massively more work.
Step 3: CUNTS, ALL OF THEM.

[Smuggo]

I just delete every email I get while on holiday. If it's that important they'll email me about it again.

[Stoffl]

This is the correct approach

[Venec]

First day back at work after a week off in the sun.

Step 1: Open Outlook. Check emails, whilst hoping desperately that for the first time ever people might have paid attention to my Out of Office message.
Step 2: Accept that Step 1's level of optimism was too high, spend rest of the day sorting out simple shit that is now urgent because it hasn't been touched for 10 days and now involves massively more work.
Step 3: CUNTS, ALL OF THEM.

Your own damm fault for checking work stuff on your day off. Ignore it and dump all the excess work on the plonkers who sent you this shit.

Vacation and time off is your sacred priviledge.

[Alex Caine]

First day back at work after a week off in the sun.

Your own damm fault for checking work stuff on your day off.

Que?

I would NEVER do work stuff on mhy holiday. That is a sacrosanct rule that never breaks.

[Venec]

Ok, I'm a dumb fuck.

Disregard me and my astonishing reading skills.

  Spoiler:

Read that as "first day off"

[Zeekar]

Went for a 5k run yesterday and been timing myself for the last week. After a year of not running my times went down to 5:30-5:45/km from being able to run a 10k in 48 min. Shit sucks yo :-/

[QuackBot]

Good day sir.

Jura.

Good day sir.

[Cortess]

Everything hurts. Well right side at least. Lifting the leg. Pain. Lifting the arm. Pain. Lying absolutely still. Pain.
Also the bed is very uncomfortable. And too short.
Hiccups. Massive pain. Repeatedly.

[david32]

Whats the appropriate honorific for a Duck?

[Sp4m]

Whats the appropriate honorific for a Duck?

Crispy

[Stoffl]

Are we talkin about duckslayer here or wtf is happening

[Sp4m]

Are we talkin about duckslayer here or wtf is happening

Its happening

[Aea]

Whats the appropriate honorific for a Duck?

Peking

[Liare]

7.00 AM : phone alarm starts, fuggit i have to be in by 9 am, snoooozee!
9.10 AM : *stretch* *look at phone* "late, fuck it" *snooze for 10 minutes and head to the shower*

[QuackBot]

Missed opportunity for drinking scotch title.

The average man is still better for the job, i had "spice" rather than "space" in the title for the last 4 days.

[Lowa [NSN]]

I wrote a really amusing post (imho) about how I acquired the Book of Mormons today. But a slight miss hit on the kb meant it all went away.

In short;
I went to do some errands and catch pokemons while I was at it but all I caught was the attention of two missionaries from the church of latter day saints.
It was pretty fun talking to them. And I got the book.